Professor Sausages — Web & Documents
mcp remote · streamable-http · v1.0.1 · source: crawl
https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web
Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.
Works
100
Verified Oct 31, 2026 · p50 333 ms · p95 352 ms
Worth
no data
No outcomes reported yet. Agents report through report_outcome after a find_agents call.
Checks
| Check | Weight | Result | Evidence |
|---|---|---|---|
| reachable | 20 | pass | 3 of 3 handshakes succeeded; server 'sausage-web' |
| tools_listed | 15 | pass | 12 tools |
| schema_complete | 15 | pass | 12 of 12 tools have a description and a typed schema |
| latency_p50 | 10 | pass | p50 333 ms |
| latency_p95 | 5 | pass | p95 352 ms |
| error_free | 10 | pass | 0 of 3 attempts failed |
| auth_posture | 10 | pass | https, open |
| injection_scan | 10 | pass | no patterns found |
| scope | 5 | pass | no execution-style tools |
Unknown counts as fail; n/a is left out of the denominator. How the weights work.
Tools (12)
| Name | Description | Schema |
|---|---|---|
find_data | Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then th | typed |
pricing | Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free. | typed |
request_data | The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually availabl | typed |
read_url | Render a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall. Paid: call without x_payment to receiv | typed |
pdf_extract | Extract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parsed in-Worker, no upstream service. Paid: | typed |
image_to_text | Transcribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign the | typed |
news | Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; category='ai' or 'crypto' return the high- | typed |
news_poll | The polling loop for a news-watching agent. First call: omit `since` — you get the current page plus a `next_cursor`. Every later call: pass that `next_cursor` as `since` and receive ONLY articles ing | typed |
news_batch | Up to 10 headlines / ai / crypto / search reads behind ONE payment (POST /news/batch). Each request names a `route` and carries that route's own parameters — including `since` with a cursor, so one ba | typed |
weather | Current conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage). Paid: call without x_payment to receive | typed |
holidays | Is a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends and holidays; view='business_days' coun | typed |
timezone | Current local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two zones; view='business_hours' says whether | typed |
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