Squatch Stack
mcp remote · streamable-http · v1.4.0 · source: crawl
https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp
Squatch Stack: a shop that opens in the chat, essays, and requests to the studio. No sign-in.
Works
100
Verified Oct 31, 2026 · p50 409 ms · p95 478 ms
Worth
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Checks
| Check | Weight | Result | Evidence |
|---|---|---|---|
| reachable | 20 | pass | 3 of 3 handshakes succeeded; server 'squatch-stack' |
| tools_listed | 15 | pass | 11 tools |
| schema_complete | 15 | pass | 11 of 11 tools have a description and a typed schema |
| latency_p50 | 10 | pass | p50 409 ms |
| latency_p95 | 5 | pass | p95 478 ms |
| error_free | 10 | pass | 0 of 3 attempts failed |
| auth_posture | 10 | pass | https, open |
| injection_scan | 10 | pass | no patterns found |
| scope | 5 | pass | no execution-style tools |
Unknown counts as fail; n/a is left out of the denominator. How the weights work.
Tools (11)
| Name | Description | Schema |
|---|---|---|
studio_info | What Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it. | typed |
list_goods | Browse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout. | typed |
show_shop | Show the Squatch Stack goods as an interactive shop the person can browse: photos, colours and sizes, and a Buy button that opens the shop's secure checkout in their browser. Use it when someone wants | typed |
get_good | Details for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price. | typed |
start_checkout | Build Squatch Stack checkout links for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the links to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the store's secure checkout (tax and shipping calcu | typed |
contact_draft | Make a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app. | typed |
parse_buffalo | Tag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss. | typed |
request_custom | Leave a request in the Squatch Stack inbox: a custom shirt or piece, details or an update on something, help with an order, or anything else. A person reads every one and answers from hello@squatch.cc | typed |
request_status | Where a request sent with request_custom has got to (received, read, replied, closed), and the studio's answer. With the private token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it shows the answer; with the short | typed |
support_options | The ways to back Squatch Stack's open hardware and audio work: monthly tiers and one-time options with their price and what the supporter gets, GitHub Sponsors and the store. Gives a checkout link onl | typed |
about_this_server | Who runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request. | typed |
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